So I posted the article about self help for dogs, http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977118509, it just wouldn't be fair if I didn't get to some funnies about cats.
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice
A cat is a terrible thing to waste . . . Drive safely.
A cat is just a bundle of purr.
A cat still needs someone to be independent "of."
A cat will assume the shape of its container.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Anything on the ground is a cat toy.
Anything not yet on the ground will be.
Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener ...
Can you imagine conning eight cats into pulling a sled?
Cat Bathing Is A Martial Art.
Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
My cat just came out meowing at me as I posted this! His ears must have been burning! LOL!
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Blessings and best wishes - S.
2. A cat is a wish your heart makes
3. A cat is a reminder of who you are
4. A day without a cat is like a day without sunshine
5. A cat is only one sound of a can opener away
6. A cat is a beanie baby that purrs
7. A cat is an enigma wearing a flea collar
8. A cat cannot catch a frisbee......but who cares??
9. A cat is a Twinkie on steroids
10. A cat is a cat is a cat
I love the Kelly. Keep it up! I need a good laugh every day. Almost as much as I need hugs.
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Anytime you want a PDF file on the books process, just send me an e-mail asking for a copy of the PFD of Crossing the Rainbow Bridge Book II in the subject line.
We were able to complete the first book in five weeks. Hopefully, we can get enough stories to make this book published in that same time period.
Roger