Hee...David Rochester...Hee

This is David's Fifty Word Fiction

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Her petticoats fell around her ankles, a foam of ivory taffeta.  She felt the whisper of her silk gown against naked skin — sensual testament to her daring.  She walked the silent corridor, but he never appeared.  Ashamed, she retreated.

Hidden, he still awaited the sound of her taffeta-rustling passage.

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His work is absolutely extrordinary......much like David himself.

But myself....being a bear of very little brain.....I  began to think, think, think.....

And I imagined....what might happen if some cheesy Hollywood producer approached Mr. Rochester with a proposition......say....salmon pate for the lovely Coppelia and  her kitty cronies for life, or a piece of land with a lovely fixer upper and a mother in law suite.....that goes way, way, way back on the property...say to Washington.  Oh I can't say what would tempt dear Mr. Rochester to sign over the rights and agree to making the film......Assignation II - the Aftermath.....(i dunno....reaching here). Starring ....hmmmm.....uh  Stephen Segal (he is appropriately dreadful)  and hmmm.....uh...Angelina Jolie....because she is totally hot and heck....if she can sleep with Billy Bob....Segal can't be much of a stretch.

So.  David I have taken the liberty to counter your 50 words with the 50 words necessary for.......

Assignation II - The Aftermath

Starring Angelina Jolie as the Taffetta-ed Trixie

and  Steven Segal as the.........Assi G. Nation 

.... returning to her dressing chamber she chose from a vast array of Hanes Her Way Drawstring sweat pants....and oh yes.....sweatshirts too.....tagless....

Her suitor lay in wait....just passing the minutes...perfecting a confused yet meaningful scowl for his later engagement...weekly chest wax......extra wax.....with Brad

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Sorry Brad I threw ya under the bus here....but imagine the possibility....you could be famous when part III rolls around.  (hmmm.....Assignation III: Body Wax House of Doom...I smell FRANCHISE)

So whaddya say David?  I'm talking action figures...lunch boxes.....happy meal toys...