Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R - Allah be praised!!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 911 - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air : "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is great!!"
Saudi Air: "Dallas ATC! Dallas ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Ya'll be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us - ya hear?"
This is a joke my cousin who teaches at Berkeley in California sent me for 9/11 but didn't see it until now so I have put it out for ya'll to enjoy. No harm intended. This is only a joke. ONLY A JOKE. ok?? ;D