by Esther IS Flesh and Blood S.
Member since:
May 8, 2007

Dallas Air Traffic Control - Just a Joke

September 14, 2007 03:46 AM UTC (Updated: September 14, 2007 02:15 PM UTC)
views: 0 | comments: 51

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 - You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R - Allah be praised!!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 911 - You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air : "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is great!!"

Pause: Static

Saudi Air: "Dallas ATC!  Dallas ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!  WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!  INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts.  Ya'll be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us - ya hear?"

 

 

This is a joke my cousin who teaches at Berkeley in California sent me for 9/11 but didn't see it until now so I have put it out for ya'll to enjoy.  No harm intended.  This is only a joke.  ONLY  A JOKE.  ok?? ;D

 

 

Comments: 51

Kim P. Sep 14, 2007, 4:15am UTC
teehee...
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:26am UTC
Kim - glad you liked it!!
and it is one funny joke at that, thanks Esther!!!

and as always *10*s from me!!!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:27am UTC
Karen - Thanks for stopping by, glad I could make you laugh!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:28am UTC
Randee - Maybe someone won't be laughing about it later...

Thanks for your support my friend!! ;D
I always got your back, alright!!!
Jerry Owens Sep 14, 2007, 4:35am UTC
And a pretty good one at that!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:38am UTC
Come si, come sa, spent all of Thursday at the hospital and must be there at 7:30 a.m. again so will send out report sometime Friday afternoon ok sweetie? Thanks for stopping by. Have about 20 articles ready to publish so just keep looking out for them ok?? :D
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:39am UTC
Randee - You are a gentleman and a scholar. I enjoy your games. Thanks for stopping by!! :D
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:40am UTC
Jerry - I'm so glad you liked it. I cracked up myself when I read it!! ;)
sorry about the extreme vugarity on my rant, I really didn't want to offend everybody, just the few....
Spencer T. Sep 14, 2007, 5:02am UTC
Hee hee
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 5:09am UTC
Randee - So sorry that you were made angry. I never thought I would see the day; you and your always happy self!!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 5:10am UTC
Spencer - So glad you liked it too!! :D
Hehe! And, have a good day!
stuff happens, but I am much better today!!
Danielle P. Sep 14, 2007, 6:49am UTC
good joke.
Janet "Jax" B. Sep 14, 2007, 7:03am UTC
lol
Denise B. Sep 14, 2007, 8:58am UTC
lol
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 9:25am UTC
Mother Toad - Glad you liked it! And, YOU have a nice day too!!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 9:28am UTC
Randee - I'm glad, my friend!

Danielle - Glad you liked it!

Janet - Thanks for stopping by!

Amy - It is a funny one isn't it??

Denise - Thanks for stopping by!

So glad ya'll found the humour in this one!! ;o
John Philipp Sep 14, 2007, 11:30am UTC
Cute and clever.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 2:08pm UTC
John Philipp - Thanks for stopping by...it is rather funny too don't you think??
andrew c. Sep 14, 2007, 4:17pm UTC
cool
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 4:54pm UTC
Thanks Andrew!
Demongirl Toy Sep 14, 2007, 6:01pm UTC
Hi Esther, I see you are feeling somewhat better! I really like this joke! Too bad they don't do this in real life!! I give you a 10 my Goddess!! ;)
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 6:31pm UTC
Demongirl - Thanks for stopping by!! ;o
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 14, 2007, 6:34pm UTC
K Jooser - I kind of that it was funny even if I am a nonviolent person...lol!!

Thanks for the 10 but guess what I've decided? I want everyone to rate everything I write as 1's and then lets see how low I can get then???
Elsie Duggan Sep 14, 2007, 8:39pm UTC
Oh Esther, you don't mean that , now do you, I mean your comment above of course, I think this was funny and you sure did say it is just a joke enough times, and I thought in that light it was very funny too. We need a little humor here without everyone getting upset, I hope everything went well with your tests yesterday, and that you are on the mend .
Sandra L. Sep 14, 2007, 11:00pm UTC
LOL
~Lady Neeetah of California~Obama #44 W. Sep 14, 2007, 11:03pm UTC
Esther:

Ya'll out there in Dallas be careful now heah?

I love Berkeley, you know that Girlfriend, but shame on them!

Hope ya'll win on Sunday, now heah? lol

Thanks, Esther. 10.

P.S. I think Dallas is a beautiful city. Only been there once though.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 15, 2007, 1:47am UTC
Elsie - You are my grandma from now on. Mine have been long gone and I miss them so. I will admire and love you from afar.

Thanks for stopping by for the joke. Have a nice day!! ;D
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 15, 2007, 1:48am UTC
K Jooser - Get on with it then ya he-ah??
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 15, 2007, 1:51am UTC
Sandra still waiting for summer - Thanks for enjoying this joke. Now where have you been where you didn't get your summer?? Antartica perhaps??
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 15, 2007, 1:56am UTC
Nalita - Thanks for the call girlfriend! Yea, you know how radical some people at Berkeley are. Some have never been able to live it down. Actually my cousin doesn't teach there he coaches there but for what I don't know??

About the Cowboys on Sunday, honey; I don't have a doubt in my mind about our "boys" taking another win...better to wish you luck with 49ers huh??

Dallas is a wonderful city with alot of wonderful people here. Whenever you run into people who are super cool, you will know they are native Texans if they're rude they're not native and that you can go to the bank on. Come on down and see me. I have an extra bedroom for whoever wants to come for a visit! You're always welcome!! ;) Ya he-ah??
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 15, 2007, 9:31am UTC
Lynn - When I read it I ROFLOL!! I liked it but it is sad that which reminds us of 9-11.

Thanks for stopping by!!
busy reader g. Sep 15, 2007, 11:08pm UTC
wow the comments her are not what I expected
Robert - just a simple man - B. Sep 16, 2007, 12:07am UTC
I think it's funny. The Lord?, I don't know, but when it's time to laugh - you laugh.
Besides, I'm, sure there's plenty of American jokes going around.

I would have prefer if ir was Iraq & Iran.
james (coyote soul). gray Sep 16, 2007, 2:44am UTC
it is good to laugh at death....sometimes.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 16, 2007, 6:36am UTC
Lynn - Thanks for your words of wisdom!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 16, 2007, 6:38am UTC
Golds - Thanks for stopping by. It was a joke and was not written here to incite a riot or controversy. Just a joke.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 16, 2007, 6:41am UTC
Robert - Since it was sent to me from my cousin in California; I don't know whether he wrote it or not or where it came from. All I know is that it was supposed to make light of the 911 suicide pilots, not jest at the people who were killed but to make light of the people who did what they did all in the name of Allah.

Thanks for stopping by.
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 16, 2007, 6:44am UTC
James - It wasn't meant to be a joke of our people that died on that fateful day it was in jest of what the conversation should have been instead of what it was and this is just my interpretation.

Sorry if this joke offended anyone. It wasn't meant to do that.
Kelly M. Sep 17, 2007, 8:37pm UTC
Funny!
Esther IS Flesh and Blood S. Sep 17, 2007, 9:08pm UTC
Kelly - I'm glad you enjoyed it!! Thanks! :)
Heather - child of God, C. Sep 18, 2007, 12:51am UTC
You look great in your picture, are you feeling better? What a wonderful smile and so much better than the one that looked like you were hiding. :)

I can see where this would be offensive. I'm glad no one flagged you!
Krystal Harwell Mar 24, 2009, 11:03pm UTC
going thru your stuff to replay your kindness, even if i've seen it before!!

<3 Krystal

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