There will be a silent vigil tonight entitled "Hands Across Swaberia" in honor of the exiles. At midnight EST please hold aloft a copy of Vogue (American or Italian edition). Make sure you have done your magazine duty ahead of time and stuck post it notes on your ideal bodies (pink post-its), ideal haircuts (blue), and ideal couture (yellow). Of course, you will have ripped out all the articles ahead of time.
Hold your make-up brushes aloft in your other hand.
Chant: "It is perfectly acceptable for me to place myself before everyone else. By making myself beautiful, I increase the amount of happiness in the world and make the world a better place."
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WWUD? (What Would Ursula Do?)
Whoops. That should be Inquirer, not Enquirer.
In that case, forget Ursula. My tears are for the others.
(Imagine a HUGE, fluffy, irrelevant picture here)