At the lunch table today, I had the following conversation:
Bongo: How much sour cream should I get?
Sweetie: The smallest size.
Bongo: The smallest? You're sure.
Sweetie: Yeah. The smallest.
Bongo: You know they come in thimble size. You know. In case you want to do sour cream nasal shooters.
Sweetie silently stares at Bongo.
Bongo [turning to child]: She thinks I'm getting weirder.
Sweetie: I do not. You were weird when you were a kid too.
Sweetie realizing that that might have hurt Bongo's feelings: You thought I was weird too. Didn't you?
Bongo: No. I've always been completely mystified by you.
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If you do it right.
And handcuffs, don't forget handcuffs.
Swum
Sworn
Swore
Swordtail
Swordsman
Swordplay
Swordfish
Sword
Swoop
Swoon
Swollen
swizzle stick (bonus points for me)
swivel
switchman
switchboard
switchblade
switchback
switch
swish
swirl
swipe
swing (remember, I am missing my 'I' key, that's the only reason you're beating me)
swing
swindle
swimsuit
I guess sour cream counts too...
Swill
Swig
Swift
( 'm go ng to just space for my 's)
Swerve
Swept
Swelter
Swellhead
Swelled head
Swell
Sweet w ll am
sweet
sweep
swed sh
swede
sweatsh rt
sweat
swear
swaybacked (do we get po nts for mult syllable words?)
swat
swast ka
swashbuckler
swarthy
swarm (that m ght have been a good name for gather)
oops
How did you do the other 'i's? Copy and paste?
(I am sorry for making you go blind today. If anyone should lose their eyes, it should be me, for playing with my pepper shaker.)
My list might not be on the wrong page at all, since sweetie would be on it if that word had been in my dictionary (or if I had been thinking).