GNN Extra: Gatherite Suspected of Funding Al Queda, Bin Laden Connection

Dateline: Sept 8, 2007

This correspondent has learned through unnamed sources that Osama bin Laden, contrary to his very public fundamentalist Muslim agenda, has a taste for designer clothes - clothes with a Gather connection. A grainy photograph of Bin Laden wearing some of these fashions has been sent anonymously to this correspondent for immediate publication.

Gatherite "John O.", as he calls himself, recently released a line of designer clothing under the label JohnWear. His signature designer clothing line was announced here at Gather early this week to much acclaim but the announcement was quickly removed to the consternation of John's coterie and Gather fashion afficianados. Speculation on Gather focused on the very public rivalry between JohnWear and the lesser-known GatherWear, but this reporter now believes that the article was removed because of some evidence of JohnWear actually being a Liberal front operation supporting Al Queda. The JohnWear article will remain unavailable until the connection "John O." and Bin Laden is clarified.