Susan, Lynn, Matt, Brian, Shun, and okay -- you too, Jeff.
For that matter ANY Chicago Bears fan. I did a whole web page for you all, but the computer language would not allow for clicking over to it. That's unfortunate. the second best:
The NFL Witch has a message 
for Chicago Fans:
What's a doggie, uh, rex doing with Bears?
Matt. Brian. Lynn. Susan. Shun. Now hear this: Quit playing around you . . . you . . . you . . . Da Dancing Bears! Release Senator Obama or I'll get you my pretties. . . and that rex gross man too. I'll send my flying monkeys AND Ravens to pummel you into permanent hibernation!
Hear that Chicago!
Surrender Obama!
(caption reads: Welcome Barack! Home of the
San Francisco 49ers!)
On the other hand, the moderate and welcoming citizens
of San Francisco are eagerly awaiting Barack's arrival. It will
be a glorious day with much celebration
and a tickertape parade! Welcome home,
to San Francisco, Senator Obama!
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GO BIG BLUE
just a giants fan passing through:>)
BEARS ALL THE WAY !
NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY !
IT'S BEARS DAY
EVERYDAY
DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY !
I am at a loss as to why this page won't view. I can see it though. I guess I will have to keep working on it. Maybe because I am being so naughty ;=)
I hope you are talking to another Lisa, and if so, you need to specify! LOL I am a PACKER BACKER! The only other team I ever liked was SF during the Joe Montana years. He was my first love... ;-)
I was beginning to not feel any love from you. Funny, you say. I would think it were funnier if you would share some of that beer with me, and then
SURRENDER OBAMA!
OR are we talking political footballs:>) Man I am so witty I surprise myself.
That's right you heard it from me first-lol!
Jason is BETTER LOOKING THAN SIR ISAAC NEWTON !
I'd like to see what Neetie says too.
Yeh, I'm 10 times better looking! Thanks ladies. ;)
lol Just leave the Raider out of this madness.
"AUDACITY" (hear that Senator)
to try to defend Da Bears honour by showing up here.
Well, sorry Brian, and Shun. The Senator is GONE, and so is . . . your
"Audacity to Hope" (lol)
He's on his way to the "City by the Bay" as we speak (lol).
Thank you, NFL Witch!
Well done!
Go Niners!
Is that you up there? I forgot, you did have the ***audacity*** to show.(lol)
Tell the pub owner to keep that ale aflowing Matt (lol).
Looks like it's going to be a long, long haul. (no Obama for Chicago)
Okay.
Keith Kalish: You have a magical, musical name. Your response was sparkling cyanide -- that's a good thing Keith; it's a great thing, like political footballs (lol).
Brian: You got WHO? De Who? De Hester? Big Deal. The wannabe De-on Sanders?
Well, he'll never be Deon, for-get it. Young, just getting started. Frisky. Like a cubby bear, and maybe a little too frisky. Somebody will frisk him up, and that will be IT! for our little beginner Superstar. He may be a Big News Bear for the Bad New Bears.
What else you got, Brian?
Big big huge, super huge sigh Lynn and K:
Which would you prefer: Good looks or good taste? :=)
Or both?
Or some one who could show you the universe?
or all of it?
Period. End of subject.
(Are we having fun, yet?)
lol. You are so cool. lol. (clapping). Encore. Good one, LJ!
10 points! not 6. (lol).
"The Party's over
It's time to go now . . .
Which is what I need to do.
It's heck of late 12:52 a.m.
Good night, or should I say good morning!
Don't care what you say
They'll have a better day
Go Bears all the way
We're not going away
JASON IS BETTER LOOKING THAN SIR ISAAC NEWTON.
Jason is more good looking than Sir Isaac Newton.
JASON LIVES IN THE REAL WORLD, NOT THE STARS.
I've always said we women have more stamina than men. You are proving that to be true. They are all knocked out and down for the count, but here you stand, dancing around, and singing a Bears song, no less.
Well, what can I say? You are proving your superiority -- at least to the men. When you can't beat them, you recruit them. How about coming over to my side of the field?
We women look good in red and gold. I have a beautiful red and gold evening dress you would just love! You can borrow it, just for the right occasion -- a 49ers post season game. A party, prior to their Superbowl game, okay?
Plus, I'll invite you to my place (uh oh, I don't know where the Superbowl is for next year), okay, not to worry. You can still wear my dress for post season partying -- okay?
About that other matter. I will put the final nail in this coffin for once and for all. Email me your off Gather email address and I will send you photos of all the guys I am currently seeing. Jason is not a part of the equation, or if he wants to be, he must be part of a harem. PERIOD. END OF SUBJECT.
I could have emailed this part to you, but I want HIM to see this, too.
The prodigal returns home. Welcome back, my friend
<<<<hugs>>>>
IN ANY HAREM
JASON IS THE HAREM
HE WENT AND SCARED 'EM
AND THEN DARED 'EM
HE HAS NO NEED TO FLOUNCE AND SHOUT
ONLY STAND PROUD AND STOUT
YES, JASON IS THE HAREM.
What some are missing here is the entire book in the DA or DUH as one would prefer. It says it all. There is no need for further use of words after that. We Bears fans understand a 30 minute soliloquy (did I spell that correctly) in "DUH" SO DUH and DUH and DUH ! Do you hear it yet? We do. We don't need hearing aids.
GO BEARS
GO BEARS
ALL THE WAY
TAKE THE DAY
MAKE THEM SWAY
My Darling is back, and I'll betcha he will be part of my harem team. The only rule is that everyone must try to get along. Another
GREAT BIG
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First you shut me down with the Jason thing, and now
you are trying to shut me down with those Dancing Bears.
You are quite formidable. Da Bears need to hire you.
Everybody can be bought, though. I just need to find your price, your
Achilles heel.
I need to think on this :=(
Lynn-7, Nalita-3
But I'll be back, as Schwarzzie says. Count on it!
Love,
Shun P.
they're just jealous of Bear bootie action.
Might as well just give me the red and gold evening dress.
THE BEARS CAN MAKE YOU SING THE HIGH NOTE
THE BEARS CAN SINK THE BOAT
THE BEARS CAN PUT ANY TEAM IN THEIR TOTE
I'll be back.
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harlem team
Have you BEEN to Harlem lately? It's very nice, at least the part I was in!
Harlem team lol
Lynn it was a false alarm. I thought my satellite could pick up the Bears game today, but I was wrong; I came online to tell you . . . you. . . you. . .LOSERS!
Obama's still here with us, so is Oprah. They having breakfast lol.
The meeting in the ladies room was for the summons I got from K: and that's another story for another day.
Shun:
You are no Mata Hari, trying to ease the enemy over; I will accomplish that with Lynn
Packers 16 Eagles 13 :D:D:D
"Hey Nalita, just droppin by, the game is on here and it's 3-0 Bears..also heard the announcer say "there's a lot of Bears fans there in San Diego"...hmmm maybe Barack brought them over :) "
I want you to eat them words, except the part about Barack bringing them over. I think I'm like that silly Obama girl. If he did bring them to the slaughter, I think I have a crush on him, too! Hey, thanks Barack! lol
Now I see why you LOSERS were trying to keep him captive -- to prevent this loss. I am serious when I say I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes.
Hey Matt,
DRINK UP! Since your on my space. Drinks are on the house!
My Man, I have been looking for you all over the place. This was supposed to be
OUR DAY!
and
WHERE THAT DANCING AND SINGING LYNN? (a no-show, I suppose.)
Hey Matt, you see what happens when the going gets tough? You're left standing alone!
It's Matt's last stand (lol)
I salute you, though. You're taking like a man. Even if you did have to chug one down first. Come on over to our side, okay, Matt? We'll treat you really good :=)
ABANDON SHIP!
ABANDON THESE LOSERS. Get on a winning team!
Where are you?
Dadgummit. I wish I'd been here sooner. Do I still get to keep the gold and red dress?
Excuses! Excuses! I have only . . . ooooh there's Lynn! lol when did you get in ! lol
DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT . . .
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itty bitty horsies beating up on bears -- no fair!
Who did you all play off :=(
I didn't see the game. The Bears must have been watching that game. Lord knows they weren't tending to their own game, Kris
Soldier fields!
Man, Chicago has some MEAN September weather. . . SNOW!
Anybody know how the Bucs did today? There's a former Clemson player who's a rookie that I'm trying to keep up with.
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