As an experiment, BONGO decided to get a sex change. Of course, this is temporary. There's no need to feel even slightly worried that this will cause a huge upheaval in the Gather universe. BONGO is still in love with Joanne and is still practicing parallel monogamy. BONGO was wondering if he (well, she now really) would get more points looking like a young hottie. Unfortunately, unlike Wurdz, BONGO can't just take a picture of himself and look like a young hottie so he had to resort to taking a picture of another person and pretend to be her.
I had a few other thoughts about appearance so I'm putting them in here now. These thoughts aren't news so I'm writing them in the first person. My children think that Queen Victoria looks like a potato. I had to show them pictures from the biography that my sweetie just read. As a young woman, she was quite pretty. Later, she did turn into a potato. This is completely unlike Queen Elizabeth II who was pretty as a young woman and is still pretty as not young but still womanly woman.