My Cup of Tea would Be (TSC)

My Cup of tea would be made of dandelion leaves

Brewed so very perfectly, even William it would please

I would serve it up with scones, and little cucumber sandwiches

Marge, and Wilma and I and Fred and Tinch would join Barbara B

Rita and Julia and Sue D., Norma a newcomer,and also Carole D.

While William strummed us a tune on his guitar while yodeling

up there on the Dandelion Moon

I would break out my best china, it is very nice you know

I have a large serving set, since my family sure did grow

I have the cups and saucers, with fancy handles oh so frail

and the little plates for goodies , I didn't get them through the mail

There is the teapot, sugar bowl and creamer, for those that like it light

And of course I have a decorated swatter, in case ants we have to fight

By now up here on the Dandelion moon, we have a place to sit about

so we are very fanciful in our dining as William strolls all out

When we are finished with his serenade, he will be welcome to partake

And he had better drink it, it took a lot of trouble , and I baked

The chocolate factory has been working overtime,

to make delectable treats from ants,

And if a chill should come along, we have llama vests for all

doesn't matter what your size, one size fits large or small

Fred has been analyzing what makes this place so great

and Tinch has been helping him, they're even sharing one small plate

We are all laid back relaxing up here on this lovely moon

Enjoying tea and listening to William's strumming tune

His yodeling sometimes might cause your nerves to tingle

But don't fret too much about it, he's writing a new jingle

He is so down on dandelion tea, he wants to make us swoon

He is getting his haircut at Rita's and tattooing his own moon

Since he is doing so much work up here, his weight is going down

and the sight of his thong falling is making us all frown

But in spite of all our little trivial matters that may seem very big

We are all here enjoying ourselves, Fred is dancing quite a jig

Tinch is quite the quiet one, he sings Sinatra songs

No matter how we try to, we can't get him into thongs

Now all this is very entertaining as I sit and oversee

For don't forget this is my Dandelion moon

I am the queen and I am sneaking in Paul and Elvis

For Barbara B. and me.

All the people back at gather who would like to have tea with us

Don't worry about us running out, we have lots of fairy dust

This serves to keep the moon so fertile, dandelions will procreate

We will never run out of tea you see, don't worry if you're late

See you soon

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