[HUMOR] Chocolate Calories

FROM MY INBOX...

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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy two servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

Therefore...

In the last 3 1/2 years, I have had a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I weigh only 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about three months ago!

I owe my life to chocolate.

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Comments: 6

Teresa W. Sep 4, 2007, 4:03am EDT

That's a good enough reason to eat chocolate as far as I am concerned!! Thanks for sharing this with us! I love it!

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Susan K. Sep 4, 2007, 8:48am EDT

GREAT math! Now, I can tell those that tell me I "shouldn't eat so much chocolate" ... I know why you say that ... "You're trying to kill me!" Perhaps that combined with your 'chocolate math' with shut them up! (lol)

Thanks, that was fun!

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