For those who missed this, here is the repost:
The best part of my life was Christmas time until I fell in love. It's Getting better Because I Follow the sun now. Some other guy might think I'm The fool on the hill but This boy Knows more of What goes on more than you think.
At 19, I worked as a Taxman (who played guitar). I fell in love Yesterday with Sweet Georgia Brown. The night before She came in through the bathroom window In spite of all the danger. (We met when she saw the Lonesome tears in my eyes at the Helter skelter bar and grill. I've got a feeling she would Shake rattle and roll my soul.) I told her, Leave the bathroom and Step inside love." She walked across my Norwegian wood floor and sat down on a chair several feet from me on my bed."She's a woman that is amazing!
"Oh, darling," she said,"I feel fine. If I fell, I Imagine I would make you Run for your life Your mother should know why you are locking your door. You should worry if she finds out What you're doing in here with the door locked." With my eyes of love I could see the Inner light of her soul. "Eight days a week I want to be your man, Martha my dear." I told her.
At first there was No reply from My wild honey pie. She gave me a look like we were Across the universe not across the room. Did she suddenly have a Devil in her heart?
"Do you want to know a secret?" she asked. "My name's not Martha, my dear. That'll be the day that I put up with this. It sounds Bad to me; do you have Another girl? You can't do that to me I don't want to spoil the party but Roll over Beethoven go back to your Golden Slumbers. You won't see me anymore! This is The end." she said as she walked out the door.
It's all too much for me, I thought. I should have known better and I'm going to sit right down and cry. Instead I joined Sgt. Pepper's lonely hearts club band and left my home on Penny lane to join them on their Magical Mystery Tour. It was a cold day in September in the rain. The first night I shared a room at the Yellow Submarine fantasy hotel with Rocky Racoon, our bass player. He too, was a sad Soldier of love. He was weird, he counted his Piggies at night While my guitar gently weeps Yer Blues and that made me want to bring Maxwell's silver hammer down on that Mother natures son's head but I knew it would get me Nowhere man.
When we got to Memphis Tennessee I went to Lady Madonna's homestyle cooking restaurant to eat. The waitress, Mrs. Robinson came to take my order. "The meatloaf special and some Real love," I told her.
" Honey pie, I have six single daughters, Lovely Rita, Beautiful Lucille, Sexy Sadie, Polythene Pam, and My Bonnie but Keep your hands off my baby and leave my Sweet Little Sixteen, My kitten Katie alone. She's too Young blood for the likes of you! It won't be long until I bring your dinner" she smiled and walked away. Mean Mr. Mustard the cook yelled at her to find a Matchbox so he could light the other stove to heat the Cold turkey. Mrs. Robinson stopped me when I left, she said You never gave me your money! So I said sorry and I paid her my Money, and I left with Mrs. Robinson's phone number.
I felt like a Nobody's child with nothing but Junk to offer a girl. Love was Too much monkey business! It was hard to Carry that weight of what happened with Sweet Georgia Brown. Then Something started a Revolution in me. I will love again! All I've got to do is keep Searchin' and work on my memory and Take good care of my baby! Maybe I'd find love With a little help from my friends When I get home.
I saw her standing there in the Rain. "Hey, Her majesty, turn around I want to hold your hand!" I teased her. "
"I just don't understand, do I know you?" she turned and asked.
" Hello little girl, I got a feeling you do now," I grinned and held out my hand.
"My name is Julia and I am a Paperback writer from Kansas City," she said with a smile.
"I'm a loser" fell right out of my mouth. "Honey don't go please Wait," I said as she started to leave, " We can work it out! Ps. I love you!"
"Hey Bulldog , Let it be, You like me too much and you talk Like dreamers do. I'm looking through you! Not a second time with more Misery. I forgot to remember to forget. Just Don't bother me anymore! Hello Goodbye!" she replied.
"Don't pass me by! So how come Some other guy messes up and you treat me like an Old brown shoe?" I said as I followed her.
" Hey Jude or whatever your name is, It's been The Long and winding road for me, go look for Lucy in the sky with diamonds! The word for you, Sun king is Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da!" she snarled and tossed her red hair around.
"She loves you You're going to lose that girl!" Rocky Shouted to me as he walked up.
I thought self, Run for your life, Think for yourself , you're still Free as a bird, but instead I told her, "Life isn't Strawberry fields forever. You're Sure to fall in love sometime. There's a place called Moonlight bay cafe. Slow down for a minute and let's go hear some poetry and Rock and Roll music I've got a feeling It won't be long before I'll be on my way anyway." Suprisingly, she said "I will!" So I said,"Thank you girl!"
We walked to the cafe where The continuing story of Bungalow Bill was being read. Three cool cats, Maggie May, who played drums, Long tall Sally, our saxophone player and Eleanor Rigby our road manager called us to their table, " We have to Get back early after tomorrow 's show, the first One after 909 we leave. Next it's a private party for the Sheik of Araby at the Glass Onion resort in Miami" they told us. Rocky Raccon smiled and told us, "I Love these Goon shows we make more money! I'll be back." And he headed to go buy each of us a Ticket to ride on a Greyhound bus.
I ate a Savoy truffle and listened to Johnny B Goode play his guitar."Tell me what you see and feel, I need you In my life, Julia. Hold me tight For no one will love you like I do," I whispered Words of love in her ear while trying to Act naturally.
"Every little thing you say makes me think I Got to get you into my life. You really have a hold on me How do you do it? Everybody is trying to be my baby.... I'm sorry about the Things we said today" she said as she nuzzled my neck.
"I'm Glad all over you said that. For no one ever said that to me. I'm so happy, you know I'll love you even when Love me do, I'm Sixty four! I want you so bad, Baby it's you I love, Michelle!" the words slipped out and I realized, oh no, Not a second time! Every little thing I say goes wrong! #$X&@@##!!Ooh my soul The saints forgive me for those words. It was not a Good day.
"It's Julia , You know my name. That's alright, Don't ever change Teddy boy. I didn't know love Til there was you. I Love you to death. I've got a feeling we will do fine together! Please Please me! I'm happy just to dance with you. Let's do a Hippy Hippy Shake Shake dance Here there and everywhere! "
To know her is to love her. Yes it is love! I want to Twist and shout, "Miami here The two of us come, Sha la la la la,!"
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