John and Kris: Romance Novel Edition

He was sitting peacefully at the table enjoying the quiet morning.  The door flew open and in a flurry of curses walked the object of his affection. 

"You won't believe what morons I had to deal with this morning.  Really who do these people think that they are?"

He smiled.  He loved when she was all riled up.  

"John, quit sitting there with that stupid ass grin on your face."   Her chest rose and fell and her cheeks were flushed and red.  Her hands were clenched as she glared at him with the look of contempt that he so adored.

"Yes dear," John said with a calm and patience that so pissed her off.

"John!  I'm serious.  Are you being condescending?  You just don't get how people can be complete morons.  Oh and then when I stopped to get cat food I glimpsed the paper and on the front page there was some ridiculous story about the Bush adminsistration.  I just can't believe that people can fall for that sort of crap.   Then some idiot was driving like 20 mph and I just had to get behind his ass on the way here. Then you know how I feel about this whole Michael Vick thing.   AND, AND there you sit with that smug little grin on your face that I could just smack you"

John thought to himself that if he could just raise her irritation level just a bit he would be in for some great fun.  He thought of the spanking that he would surely get after the silent treatment and just before the verbal beating. 

At one point John thought what he felt for Kris was fear but the line between fear and love is so thin.