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Joke - Stupid Questions

August 31, 2007 01:11 PM EDT (Updated: August 31, 2007 01:15 PM EDT)

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A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines, the captain asked for questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"

"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

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Comments: 11

Paula H. Aug 31, 2007, 1:18pm EDT

Good joke! Unless you are the one in Bosnia - on a mine!

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Mikal *A Four Year Smithie* M. Aug 31, 2007, 1:21pm EDT

Haha. Thanks for sharing.

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Michael C. Aug 31, 2007, 2:08pm EDT

LOL!

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Lavonne www.bildurdreams.com Aug 31, 2007, 2:34pm EDT

Too Late!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha!

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Trista (Break this bittersweet spell on me) W. Aug 31, 2007, 3:13pm EDT

LOL. Pretty funny, but I feel sorry for the guy on the mine.

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Ann J. Aug 31, 2007, 7:13pm EDT

I find this"joke" in bad taste...
I had a friend injured in Bosnia,and it was not funny.

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Jessica F. Aug 31, 2007, 8:00pm EDT

Nice! i luvs it!!!

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Missy Cline Sep 1, 2007, 5:58am EDT

honest answer at least!

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Barb M Sep 2, 2007, 2:12am EDT

I kindof have to agree with Ann J. on this one - brother in law just got sent to Iraq.

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Carol Lloyd Sep 2, 2007, 4:59pm EDT

thanks for the post

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queen.susan . Sep 10, 2007, 8:26pm EDT

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