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Dear Senator Craig;
It really hurt, seeing you standing there with that stony look on your adorable, wrinkled face and saying that you had never had a sexual interest in another man.
I know why you did it, Larry, what with your wife and other militants threatening you throughout the state of Idaho.
But, I can't help but feel sad that I'll never see you peering through the stall dividers again, nor tapping your foot atop my shoe, nor making stroking motions under the stall dividers.
Your senate business card is under my pillow every night.
I had always hoped that we could spend some time together, you know, maybe dress up like Bette Davis and watch "All About Eve" some evening.
You have always been clear that being a Republican leader was incompatible with being an honest or a compassionate man, and I can't say that you deceived me.
And, I know that what I give you can't compare to the contributions you recieve from timber companies and mining conglomerates
As they say in my other favorite movie, we'll always have Union Station.
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There, there, Ina * hands kleenex and gives reassuring pat *
Yeeeech, Official Varmint :-)
Thanks for the comments, Evie and Bongo
Sorry, Kate.
I may have another kleenex here, John. * shakes box of tissues *
Thanks for the comment, sharon and Martin.
I guess I am 'out of touch' but I can't believe he (or any other guy) actually does this in the men's room.
Glad I don't go in there. I think I'll keep my grandsons going to the ladies' room until they are 21.
Please remember that this is a family-friendly, social networking site in which modesty, manners, and the highest values of the civilized world are on display.
He is a man on a mission, Elizabeth.
Wilma, I have been in hundreds of airport restrooms and no one has ever bothered me unless I peered in their stall or tapped my foot on their shoes.
Sam, I think there is a kind of "rush" that people experience when doing forbidden adn dangerous things. Or, he has done this so often that he no longer considered the risks at all.
I wonder how many undercover cops have a copy of Craig's business card?
Thanks Olga and the Colonel.
Thanks, Ron. The subject invites parody.
Shades of Emily Litella!
(And SO glad that your "I'm leaving Gather" was not permanent!!)
I LOVED Gilda Radner, and would love to see a classic SNL take on the Larry Craig episode.
This made up for all the sordid ;-)) news stories and horrible tape recordings of the past week. Yes an SNL episode will be funny may be with Hans and Frans trying to pick up the senator. My God the Republicans are falling like Florida love bugs! Its about time a scandal broke about a sleezy democrat - I am starting to wonder if they all have suddenly become holy!
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If I meet Ex-Senator Craig in the Men's Room, I'll be sure to pass it along (with my business card).
It takes two interested people to keep the ballet in motion.
The cop admitted that he was tapping "back" and sliding his shoes around in the ancient ritual of "how big is it."