The concert was tonight at the local AMPhitheater.
Fans had cAMPed out for weeks waiting for tickets to the show.
The crowd was AMPed up and the stage lAMPs were lit.
The AMPlifiers turned on with sAMPle of the band's music.
The seats were dAMP with perspiration from the heat the crowd generated.
Vinny and the VAMPires were playing tonight.
Some of the crowd almost got trAMPled when Vinny and the band started to play.
A trAMP in the front row vAMPed out in costume threw her fake fangs on stage.
She was AMPed up on AMPhetimes for the concert.
The band had AMPle time to prepare for the show.
They feasted on zAMPone earlier that evening.
It was their favorite dish to eat before a show.
They fed the leftovers to their pet AMPhibian.
Fake blood was poured into an old AMPhora just for the show.
Unfortunely, when the trAMP on the front row charged the stage
she tripped over a clAMP and broke the AMPhora.
People couldn't tell the fake blood from real blood so,
the audience howled at the vAMPed out Vinny and the VAMPire fan.
Their howls were AMPlified loudly throughout the AMPhitheater.
Zampone is stuffed pig’s trotter.
amphora: A two-handled jar with a narrow neck used by the ancient Greeks and Romans to carry wine or oil.
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