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The driveway counts, and the garage counts (but ONLY if the door is open).
The street near your yard counts if it's sort of close (your call).
Repeats of something said earlier are just fine (so I get three million!).
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Rabbits are nice (unless you have a vegetable garden)
Who going to pull up an old coffin?
we live near grants farm and one got loss and thought my garage was a place to hang out and scare me!
Ducks when it rains in our front yard!
(this was right after we moved in and the man behind us thought he needed to cut our trees because he doesn't like our pine branches hanging over his yard...which caused 2 of them to FALL into his yard :) Karma gotta love it! Had to call the police on him to get him out of my yard!)
Dogs. Mine is a "for cats only" yard.
Uninvited guests. Call first. Otherwise you might get your feelings hurt.
When we moved to Pennsylvania I found kids playing in the sandbox in my yard and when they didn't want to play with my son, I asked them to leave, they told me they had permission from the previous owner.
My rule: play with my kid or leave my yard.
When we first moved to Florida I found kids who rarely played with my daughter in my yard when we would came home. She delightedly ran outside to play with them and a few minutes later they left. I put out tents and stuff during spring vacation so the kids would hopefully come play with her. They didn't so I packed it up mid week as they were kinda in different places when I came back home with her. One of my neighbors actually called me to find out why I put the toys away. I told her I put them away because no one was playing with them with my daughter.
My other rule: play with my kid or I put the outdoor toys away.
I recently found a pair of my eight year old's underwear beneath a tree in my front yard. When I asked how and why, it was to my dismay that my older son informed me that little brother was being a nuiscance and following him and his buddies around unmercifully, so they took his pants off and threw them in a tree. Upon further inspection, I did indeed find one pair of size six blue jean shorts hanging from a branch! Geez! Only in Texas..........and ya gotta love country kids! Welcome to the insanity that is my life!!!! lmao
A dead HUMAN body?
I hope it was at least in a coffin!
Isn't something that you have decided shouldn't be there?
ha ha
A bird skeleton.
A neighbor's cat (a peeping tom) peering in the deck door.