* The F-22 Raptor does not get mad if you do a "touch and go."
* The F-22 Raptor does not object to a pre-flight inspection.
* The F-22 Raptor comes with a manual to explain its operation.
* The F-22 Raptors have strict weight and balance limitations.
* The F-22 Raptor can be flown at any time of the month.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't come with in-laws.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't care about how many other Fighters you've flow before.
* The F-22 Raptor and their pilots both arrive at the same time.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't mind if you look at other fighters.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't mind if you buy fighter magazines.
* The F-22 Raptor expects to be tied down.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't comment on your piloting skills.
* The F-22 Raptor doesn't whine unless something is really wrong.
* However, when the F-22 Raptor goes quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
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Being a woman, I can't totally agree with you. But, this is too funny. Thanks for the giggle!