"A Queen Story"

I have decided to repost this for those who missed it:

Dear Friends,

I miss your Good Company! It's hard to Keep yourself alive when your heart breaks. It's Funny how love is. We all Play the game. I went Headlong into love recently and found It's a hard life.  If this is life, Who wants to live forever? But  You and I,  We are the champions and we need to remember to Hang on in there and that our friendship makes us Princes of the Universe! Love kills hearts but Friends will be friends forever!

Recently, My melancholy blues led me to Sleeping on the sidewalk of life alone. I wanted Somebody to love. I know theRain must fall but The Love of my life  In only seven days brought me to my knees.  I was like a Dog with a bone. I wasn't often a Big spender I told her when I talked about going away. It's just A crazy little thing called love that got me to dive in my wallet.  I try to be a Cool cat when it comes to money, but I go crazy whenI want it all.  

 Leaving home ain't easy and Living on my own was worse but I am not Going back. In my defence I was on my own six months when I met her. I was just Lazing on a Sunday afternoon listening to a Bohemian Rhapsody. I thoughtIt's a beautiful day  to take a walk and left . After we started to talk I realized   She blows hot and cold. I thought we would make it at least toOne year of love.

We planned a week long  Seaside rendezvous in Barcelona after I had a Bicycle race on a Saturday morning. I was crazy to think I could Stop all the fighting that went on between us. Too much love will kill you, especially when you are drawn to Fat bottomed girls. 

"Hello Mary Lou, I'mCalling you because I can't live without you  I'm going slightly mad waiting for our trip. Ooh, I need your loving tonight. Our love was  Made in heaven,     Sweet lady", I told her on the phone the Friday night before our trip.

 "It's late. Stop being The great pretender! Who needs you?   These are the days of our lives. and I just don't haveTime for your Radio ga ga   Baby I don't care   to see you anymore! The loser in the end is you! Now I'm here waiting  for your call and you call at 2 am after a two week silence? What a Misfire! You are Stone cold crazy and have Blurred vision about me. You are just a Man on the prowl. Come back down to Earth! I ain't no Mother Love.  You can't just Hijack my heart and disappear! Life is real and I need someone here  with a commitment. I want to break free from you!" she said. She was in a Killer Queen mood and it felt like a Dragon attack.

"Don't Step on me. I don't like your Innuendo that I'm cheating on you. I may be a Good old fashioned lover boy but I was born to love you," I cooed. "There is no one but you.  Don't be Jealous. I'm  your big ole Polar bear  of love, remember not the Great King rat? Don't put me Under pressure! Spread your wings, fly away with me tomorrow and Let me entertain you! You take my breath away! Let's Ride the wild wind and let's Party! Don't give me a Sheer heart attack, The plane tickets are non refundable! Don't Sail away sweet sister!Don't lose your head . We have  A kind of magic together" I pleaded with her.

"Tie your mother down and take her to Barcelona.Don't stop me now, My fairy King. I'll never be your  wife,You don't fool me. I want it all! Who needs you to keep breaking my heart? Was it all worth it? This has just been one big Lost opportunity! The show must go on and if you won't marry me, it'll go on without you!" she said and hung up.

With a Flick of the wrist our love was over. Tuttie Fruitte, it could have been Heaven for everyone! I didn't See what a fool I've been at all. She was Death on two legs but She makes me realize how  Pain is so close to pleasure.  I wanted her back, but she'd only say More of that jazz and I am too young to get married. All I want to say is now I'm in love with my car and I'm Doing all right without The march of the Black Queen! Another one bites the dust!

Your friend,

Mustapha

(Black Queen is in a song title and is not used to imply race of the character in the story, Please do not be offended and actually the woman in the story is any woman in the world! I liked her moxy!)

(No offence meant to heavy people, again I was trying to fit the Title into the story. ie: see my picture, I am not one of the thin crowd!)