On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, so they took it home. There, she counted the money fifty thousand dollars. Andy said, "We've got to give it back." Sally said, "Finders keepers." She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?" Sally said, "No." Andy said, "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." Sally said, "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."
The agents turn to Andy and began to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning." Andy said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..... " The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, "We're outta here."
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If you had won, you wouldn't have to do the plumbing any more.
Bill on that photographer's recommendation I gave you: if he had had any chocolate covered spiders, I wouldn't have been looking.
I have seen a few spider photos here and I just have to click off the whole page. If there is ONE THING I don't want to see a picture of, it's a spider and the second thing would be a snake.
I see my Good Night owl returned after being gone all day. Guess he really is nocturnal.
Bill, I have been trying to get back on your page off and on for 30 minutes. I got here once and then kept getting peculiar smeary Microsoft pages saying you weren't available.
Hope all is OK with you. Haven't seen you on much today. I am going to open Norma's cafe tomorrow as she is kind of overwhelmed with activities right now.
I was trying to look at someone else's pictures. When I would click on "next", it would take me to one of my pictures out of the past. Then I would try "previous" and it would take me to a totally different picture of MINE.
It was probably an ant conspiracy.
I was going to go eat at Pig Out in the Park tonight. Don't you think that is a highbrow type name for a food festival?
Most people here are happy with the name.
This is just what I needed, now!
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Thought I had better answer that. Earlier I was doubtful that it would get as warm as predicted. It's now 1 PM and the temp is 84 with 25% humidity and the winds are 9 MPH from the ESE.
Had to go check on the screaming in the back yard. They were playing so I told them to play at about 100 fewer decibels. It won't last more than 5 minutes though.
Wait until you get senile. You're supposed to get sundowner's as the sun goes down and you won't know when to have it.
Tracy said to thank everyone that left prayers and good wishes. She will try to get to everyone when she can. She was finally able to get online from work before she left and give some information
Surely she belongs in the wives' Hall of Fame for being married to you.
Do you know Rose from Georgia? She has agreed to take over the Georgia market for chocolate ants. Maybe you could franchise out the caramel ants too.
Our new prospective owner is Community Health Systems out of Kentucky. If you know anything about them, let me know. Would you ask them if I could retire?
This is a very funny story - though that seems to have gotten a bit lost in the ensuing thread, lol!