You Know You've Been Out Of College A Long Time When

I just got this in my email and thought they were funny:

• Your potted plants stay alive.
• 6 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
• You hear your favourite song on the elevator at work.
• You carry an umbrella.
• You watch the Weather Channel.
• You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
• Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
• You’re the one calling the police because those darn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
• You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
• Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
• You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald’s.
• Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
• You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
• MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
• You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
• Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho’s.
• Over 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

Anyone have any others?