Man Talks to God
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her.
"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
The Twenty and the One
A well-worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyer belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.
The twenty dollar bill reminisced about it's travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life,"the twenty proclaimed. "Why, I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaraunts in New York, perfomances on Broadway,and even a cruise to the carribean. "Wow!" said the one dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me, Says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The one dollar bill replies,"Oh, I've been to the Methodist church, the Baptist church, the Lutheran church..."
The twenty dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"