What was the most horrible date you ever experienced?
Mine was a blind date from a party line. He showed up with his "new" used car, which apparently was the real love of his young life. He made up a sorry excuse about his little sister being sick when I didn't ooh and ahh sufficiently over his new baby. What a dork!
It turned out ok because my mom took me out to eat at a restaurant downtown we'd never tried before, and we had a lot of fun that day!