A beautiful woman loved growing vegetables, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden, hoping for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and askedthe woman, "By the way, howdid it go? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
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