Too often, children with common ailments are not included in the activities of 'normal' children. Everything from games like Tag and Hide and Go Seek to jokes and stories, kids with problems never seem to be brought into the equation. In this new year, I'd like to see this put to an end; thus, I wrote some special jokes for our special young friends. Feel free to share.
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Jokes For Children With Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Look at that.
Q. Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A. Look at that.
Q. Did you hear about the fight in the biscuit tin?
A. Look at that.
Jokes For Children With Asthma
Q. Knock knock.
A. I can't breathe.
Q. What do you call a blonde with brain cells?
A. I can't breathe.
Q. How do you get a baby elephant to sleep?
A. I can't breathe.
Jokes For Children With Infantile Colic
Q. Four tampons are in the road. Which one says 'hi' first?
A. Wahhhh!!!!!!!
Q. What's the definition of a procrastinator?
A. Wahhhhh!!!!!!!
Q. What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Wahhhhhh!!!!!
Jokes For Children With SIDS
Q. Two Jews go into a bar.
A.
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