by J R B.
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June 15, 2007

Cell Phone

August 20, 2007 10:01 AM EDT (Updated: August 20, 2007 10:02 AM EDT)
views: 9 | rating: 10/10 (6 votes) | comments: 7

My blonde girlfriend from Texas called me as she was driving to an appointment. 

She arrived and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are not going to tell anybody about this!"


 
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Comments: 7

Too funny!
Col. George W. Aug 20, 2007, 12:15pm EDT
That is a good one.
Careful about telling that type of joke - the ACLU is apt to sue you for hate speach against blonds.
Nan G. Aug 20, 2007, 2:18pm EDT
True story. We use to call the beeper to find it. Someone was always leaving it somewhere. It happens.
Janet H. Aug 20, 2007, 4:09pm EDT
I could see myself doing that.
M B. Aug 20, 2007, 4:14pm EDT
That's like looking for your glasses while wearing them.
Cheryl R. Aug 21, 2007, 4:48pm EDT
I can really relate, and Jean, you weren't supposed to tell.
Karolyn Q. Sep 20, 2007, 1:12pm EDT
Too funny!

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