A blonde I know called me because she got lost as she was driving to a restaurant I had recommended.
I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are not going to tell anybody about this!"