by William Dotani
Member since:
October 27, 2006

Another Blonde Joke

August 19, 2007 08:28 AM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 29

A blonde I know called me because she got lost as she was driving to a restaurant I had recommended.
I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"

I replied, "Aren't you talking on it?"

There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in, followed by, "You are not going to tell anybody about this!"

 

Comments: 29

Donald M. Aug 19, 2007, 8:55am UTC
Im not a blonde any more, so it ain't me your talking about. Im natural [what is that color] something.
Donald M. Aug 19, 2007, 8:58am UTC
Paint is mad, Krissy W made a movie about her and didnt give her exclusive rights. Paint wont make any money. She is a woman,not blonde, wants money,money,money,
Maybe Mr. Ed. will have money.
Donald M. Aug 19, 2007, 8:59am UTC
William they arent mad at you anymore. You have your icon back.
lynn a. Aug 19, 2007, 9:46am UTC
THis was so funny. I can relate. And I'm not blond.
Nice one William. I loved it!
Bundy P Aug 19, 2007, 10:58am UTC
Hilarious!
Kim A. Aug 19, 2007, 11:48am UTC
LMBO!!!TOO FUNNY!
Wilma M. Aug 19, 2007, 1:35pm UTC
Obviously not one of your Gather friends. We are a lot more intelligent than THAT!
Wilma M. Aug 19, 2007, 1:36pm UTC
Of course, you were the one who misplaced 5 of your comments on my articles.
Marge H. Aug 19, 2007, 5:01pm UTC
Sounds like something I would do!
Sheila Deeth Aug 19, 2007, 6:45pm UTC
Maybe that's why my son bleached his hair.
busy reader g. Aug 19, 2007, 10:55pm UTC
william how could you lol!
Kelly M. Aug 20, 2007, 2:20am UTC
That is funny!
Donald M. Aug 20, 2007, 4:21pm UTC
Well William, my man I will never catch up with you on comments. But here is one.How are you feeling this morning.
Donald M. Aug 20, 2007, 4:22pm UTC
Did you see the movie Paint made. She even let Donald star. She is mad at Krissy for not giving her a contract, she didnt get royalties.
Donald M. Aug 20, 2007, 4:24pm UTC
Paybacks are horrible. She captured my phone conversation on tape too. I will choke until she turns blue. Just wait. my camera can become convereted. too. It will make you move when I want it too. Someone will need to teach me how to hook it up on gather.
Donald M. Aug 20, 2007, 4:26pm UTC
But if you want to see Paints new movie its for all to see. But not by me.
Donald M. Aug 20, 2007, 5:56pm UTC
Okay, Just tell me what kind of pie, you ordered and never said what kind. Are you Blonde????
Wilma M. Aug 21, 2007, 3:41am UTC
I was trying so hard to stay awake at work tonight. That's always a good idea when you are the charge nurse, but I haven't been up this late for many days. Then a developmentally disabled patient near the desk kept playing lullabies on one of his stuffed animals. It was putting him to sleep but it certainly was working on me. Will try to catch up here a bit tomorrow before swimming lessons.
Donald M. Aug 21, 2007, 7:58am UTC
Good moring Wilma and William. Out the window looks like rain in my forecast. The rain makes me sleepy.
Wilma M. Aug 21, 2007, 12:49pm UTC
I got 5 hrs of sleep - at least no nightmares for the first night out of 3. Now I am just as tired as last night. Have been busy doing laundry at my daughter's and returning comments. In a few minutes, have to leave to pick up my 8 year old grandson. He is out helping a friend with yard work. Then we are off for an hour of swimming lessons. THEN I have to make a 20 mile round trip to the downtown library to return a couple books and pick up one that they are holding for me. THEN I have to come home and get ready for work. I think I need a vacation!
Wilma M. Aug 21, 2007, 12:51pm UTC
Oh, yes, I just HAD ONE. I have 'starred' my name at work tonight. That means if someone needs to stay home, I will be the first one called. If we have low census, that means not many nurses. I really should work and probably will have to go in, but would prefer greatly to stay home. I still have some vacation hours left.
michelle kane Aug 21, 2007, 5:21pm UTC
lol this is a joke but could be a TRUE story!
Susan B. Aug 22, 2007, 8:26am UTC
alas, so true!
Donald M. Sep 5, 2007, 2:02pm UTC
William, How did you and your wife like the evening out for her birthday? I did read your answer but have forgotten where you went. To much going on in my real house. Like your plumbing problems, Im having other things to deal with in between gathering.
Donald M. Sep 5, 2007, 2:04pm UTC
I have gotten the one Home Depot card. Will get to pick up my bllocks and bases to try to get started toward my dream of wash room. Maybe put the office in there. If I can accomplish that it would unclutter my house so much. the housekeeping would get easier.
Julie Michael Jun 23, 2008, 12:58am UTC
LOL

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