If it were possible and their was sometype of magic dust you could spray on your dog or cat to make them talk all of a sudden. What do you think they would have to say about you and your family?
Would they immediately tell you what a terrible housekeeper you are. Would they complain about the food you have been feeding them because you get it at a discount. Would they hate all of the kids except one of them.Would they be able to blackmail family members about things they had seen them do. They were sleeping in your daughters room when her boyfriend came in though her bedroom window. And they watched as they did things that had nothing to do with studying for a test. And remember those cigarettes you stopped smoking accept when their was no one home but you and them. And why does the neighbor come over everyday right after your husband leaves for work. And then you and him put them outside in the yard for the rest of the morning. And what is that stuff that junior and his friends roll up in those small papers and smoke.
Would you have to worry if your cat or dog could talk? Would you have to start buying the most expensivepet food in the store to pay blackmail? Or would your pet only be able to say nice things about you and your family?