President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."
Cheney added, (sounding like a cross between Burgess Meredith and John Stewart) "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Sheesh, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 300 million people very happy."
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I suppose Karl Rove would just throw one dollar bills, all mutilated and defaced with whisper campaign slurs against the other candidate.
Thanks for the laugh, Tom!
29% of Americans still support Bush!!!!
Approx. 29% of Americans are illiterate.
Coincidence?
I think not!
Beryl and Patry, feel free to forward to whomever you like. After all, I received this on email and immediately posted it here without the good manners you've both shown.
I'll be back again to comment on that wonderul poetry of yours.