Children do the darndest things.

I was just reading an article about a two year old and it brought back memories of what was probably one of the wilder things a two year old could do.

I had just finished giving my son and daughter a bath and after I had gotten them out of the tub, realized I needed to go down and get some towels out of the dryer. I ran downstairs,not gone more than a couple of minutes when I heard my daughter say,"Mommy, I don't think you want to come up here". I ran upstairs and found my two year old son,buck naked,sliding on the kitchen floor through a dozen broken eggs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to cry. And just try picking up a two year old covered in egg yolks. I finally was able to get him back up into the tub. I ended up calling my mother to see if she knew of any easy way to clean up the eggs,and after about twenty minutes of her laughing hysterically (I am sure in her mind,she was saying to herself,that this was payback for something I had done as a teenager), she told me just to dump some salt on the eggs. The salt makes them congeal and they were a lot easier to clean. This was twelve years ago and we still laugh at this.