In my last post I cut off the drag queen's song! Here it is:
Quality wine time,
Ricky and mine,
I fall to pieces
when I dream Patsy Cline,
I fall to pieces
when we go out to dine,
Where we sing,
‘Where are the boys,
Where are the boys,
Where are the swine?’
More quality wine time,
Johnny Guitar is fine.
I'm chasing rainbows,
out eating Divine.
I'm chasing rainbows,
While Billy is flying,
His mind is on mushrooms,
His dick is on trying.
Oh, I'm chasing rainbows,
while Billy is trying.
I love Lucy,
when Lucy is crying.
The lights swelled back up and the room erupted as if a man in drag had just been pulled out of a hat.
Lizzi turned to Tony. "Wasn't that just too cool?"
Miss Garbo Goth smiled. "Thank you, thank you for this lovely kiss in the dream house. Now give me money; I’m gorgeous." She curtsied until her forehead nearly touched the floor, then breezed over to the drink waiting at the edge of the stage like a temple offering, slamming it back in one thirsty gulp.
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