Is Osama Bin Laden hiding in your refrigerator?
Declare a Code Orange Alert in your icebox! Homeland Security starts at home!
When Osama Bin Laden attacked the United States of America on the 11th of September, 2001, everything changed - and that includes your kitchen!
United We Stand in front of the refrigerator, looking for something to eat, until a suicide bomber comes along, and brings the expiration date for all your packaged goods with him.
The terrorists could be anywhere! Have you looked inside your refrigerator?
National Security Agency electronic surveillance now exists almost everywhere, but not in your refrigerator. Osama Bin Laden knows that, when you close the refrigerator door, the light bulb turns off.
He is ready to take advantage of this gap in security when you aren’t looking. So look, already! Don’t let the evildoers win. Open that refrigerator door when Osama Bin Laden least expects it! Think of it as a new Cold War!
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