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You think a stock tip is
advice on worming' your hogs.
advice on worming' your hogs.
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You've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws. ~~You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company~~Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.~~Your house still has the
"WIDE LOAD"
sign on the back.~~You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, 'Bout What?' ~~You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. ~~Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.~~If you can burp
and say your name at the same time,
you're shur'nuff a redneck. ~~If you mow your grass and yo find a car~~You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"~~You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.~~If you went to the family reunion to pick up women~~If you brought a beer into a job interview~~You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens' room at the Flying J Truck Stop.~~for more of these and other humorous lines,go hereYOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF ... ~~~~~~http://www.jefffoxworthy.com/comedy/jod/index.shtml <~~go here to submit your own you might be a redneck jokes,maybe Jeff will use them,give it a shot
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thanks for sharing
And I should know. I'm a REDNECK!!!
I love the newspaper article shown in the picture above. Maybe I missed that memo but since when do you need to dress up to go to Wal-Mart? lol I'm sure my husband (who's an optician with Wal-Mart) would love to know about that one. The stories I hear nightly about what people wear when shopping or going into the optical lab are absolutely hysterical.
and Mary,im sure your husband will get a kick out of this one since he works there,lol