NEBRASKA GIRLS
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Alabama and
bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes
and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third or
fourth day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Florida . He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Nebraska girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
Gotta love us Nebraska Girls !!
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Comments: 10
Senoma Valley farm girl,,, not your typical Cali- girl,, more like Neb. girl, I love her just the same.