The FBI calls to tell you that your daughter is pranking them with her friends, the doorbell rings, and it's one of her friends, the grandchildren are mad because you won't keep them another night. Then, my mother calls to ask if I'm busy, and when I tell her, "Yes. My daughter just got stung by a bee, the FBI is on the other phone, and I'm trying to dry the baby's hair." My mother starts to cry and tells me, as if I never said I was busy, "But Al is mad at me!" My mother is 86 and Al is her 82 year old lover. *** I win!
Some of these are almost as good as mine. Auntie Bea, Denise B. and Joy are giving me a run for my money. Best of luck I think this is a cute idea. Thanks for posting it to Gatherers Gallery. : }
You know your life is a soap opera when you find out that your first cousin's are your boyfriend's second cousins. (Your aunt through marriage is his first cousin). Oh, it was too late and legal revelation (smile)
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(and no, I am not going any further with this discussion)
Don't forget them clandestine FBI interviews in the parking lot of where you work. Been there, doen that - but I'm not saying why!