I really need this autographed Billy Ray Cyrus guitar to relieve the Itchy Scratchy rash that I developed from not getting my "Billy Ray fix," after his exit in round eight of "Dancing With The Stars."
I kept calling in and voting "Those Three Little Words," Billy Ray Cyrus, but I ended up with a "Ready, Set, Don't Go," forward with Billy Ray. I often thought "It Could've Been Me," dancing with Billy Ray, but alas it "Was Somebody New." Now "She's Not Crying Anymore," but I am.
"This Trail Of Tears," won't stop until I have that beautiful autographed guitar here with me. I know your "A Busy Man," and I "Won't Burn Down the Trailer Park," if I am not the winner, but "In The Heart of A Woman," I can honestly say that "I'm Crazy About You Baby."
While "Some Gave All," "I Give My Heart To You," so that "You Won't Be Lonely Now." And although "It's Time for Letting Go," I just can't. Please don't let the winner be "Somebody New."
Billy Ray, "I Give My Heart To You," can't you see fit to give me your guitar?