by William Dotani
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October 27, 2006

Spelling Test : Humor

July 25, 2007 01:34 PM EDT
views: 87 | comments: 34

Two college football players could not stay up with their classes and the big game was on Friday. The Dean came to the Coach and said, "Coach, I have been getting a lot of complaints from the other teams because of the requirement that all players must be in educational good standing. Now, I want you to devise a test for Killer and Hulk that they are guaranteed to pass or they won't be able to play in Friday's game."

"Dean, I can handle this one."

Later, the Coach said to the players, "Men, you have to take this test and pass it to be able to play in the game Friday. Begin now and just leave when you finish."

The players turn over their papers and found only one question: Old MacDonald had a _______.

Killer said, "Oh, I know! I know! It's Old MacDonald had a farm!"

"That's great, Killer! How do you spell farm?"

"Hey, I know that, too! It's E-I-E-I-O!"

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Comments: 34

Fred Hose Jul 25, 2007, 1:38pm EDT
Hahahahaha Bill. Where do you get them from?
Lisa J Jul 25, 2007, 1:48pm EDT
ROFL
Marinela Kotsina Jul 25, 2007, 2:19pm EDT
Funny indeed ! thank you for making me laugh.
Heidi M. Jul 25, 2007, 3:09pm EDT
Very funny! I can count on you for a laugh! I will call it Dotani Therapy.
Synchronicity W. Jul 25, 2007, 4:24pm EDT
LOL thanks for the laugh...i could use one today.
Alison H. Jul 25, 2007, 4:28pm EDT
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:28pm EDT
HMM, wonder what university could produce this story?

Dotani therapy, now there is a scary idea!
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:29pm EDT
At the first session, the therapist offers you a glass of dandelion wine.
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:30pm EDT
The second session takes place in the Dotani Therapeutic Gardens. The client has to pull out all the roses and petunias and helps the therapist plant all of the sacred dandelion seeds.
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:31pm EDT
At the third session, the client is instructed to bring 999 golf tees of various colors. These are then placed at intervals throughout the sacred dandelion seeds.
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:32pm EDT
The ants, a protected creature in the Dotani Therapeutic Gardens, use the tees as viewing stands and meditation areas among the dandelions.
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:35pm EDT
UHHH, Mr Dotani, sir, I just read all of your comments on one of my creek photos. I'm not sure how to say this but I think YOU need to be the first client at the Dotani Therapeutic Gardens. I will see if our Head Gardener, Miss Elsie, is available to come and help you with your session.
Wilma M. Jul 25, 2007, 4:39pm EDT
Sorry, Miss Elsie is busy packaging her sacred seeds. We will call Miss Sheila and see if she can get 'unstuck' from her caramel ants long enough to help you.
Marge H. Jul 25, 2007, 5:10pm EDT
Very cute.
Bundy P Jul 25, 2007, 5:53pm EDT
Hilarious
golds g. Jul 25, 2007, 7:42pm EDT
ouch are all jocks like this?
Sheila Deeth Jul 25, 2007, 8:30pm EDT
Even my sons smiled!
golds g. Jul 25, 2007, 9:02pm EDT
Hilarious joke!@!
LOVE it.

PS where do you come up with these?

THEYRE AWESOME
Wilma M. Jul 26, 2007, 12:02am EDT
I'm supposed to be packing a suitcase for my trip tomorrow but here I am again.
Wilma M. Jul 26, 2007, 1:10am EDT
Guess Elsie and Sheila are going to have to handle your "therapy" while I am gone.
Wilma M. Jul 26, 2007, 1:13am EDT
After reading all of your hilarious "songs" on my one creek picture, I think you have another career possibility as a singer-songwriter. My ants loved all your creative endeavors. Anthony, especially, loved the song dedicated to him.

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Wilma M. Jul 26, 2007, 1:16am EDT
If anyone wants to read William's revised words to many songs, check out his comments here:

http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744284055
stephania d. Jul 26, 2007, 1:44am EDT
too funny. wonder how they got into college to begin with? lol
Elsie Duggan Jul 26, 2007, 2:28am EDT
E I E I O and with an ant ant here, and a dandelion there, here an ant there an ant, Dandelions blow, and here we go, more dandelions here, and dandelions there, E I E I O
William Dotani Jul 26, 2007, 4:03am EDT
This is a very old joke. I think it is over 70 years old.
Minakshi w. Jul 26, 2007, 6:13am EDT
I don't know what to laugh over..just the name WILLIAM brings a huge anticipatory grin on my face these days!! Hey, Wilma, you are another cute one!
Loved the E-I-E-I-O, Will..i..am.. and err..the ants...Wil...m..a..!!
Don't know who lives where these days..William in Elsie's coment threads, Wilma in all the ant hills!! :P
Love you guys.
amanda wallin Jul 26, 2007, 7:59am EDT
You're just full of it aren't you William? Hysterical...did you make this one up? If so, you must go on the comedy circuit!
Wilma M. Jul 26, 2007, 1:36pm EDT
I'm leaving my ants here while I go to the coast. They haven't managed yet to get indoors so don't think they will be online in my absence. At least I hope NOT!

Have a good weekend, William. I certainly hope that we do. It would be wonderful to have 4 pleasant days without any intruding problems.
Sheila Deeth Jul 26, 2007, 3:32pm EDT
Wilma's comment sent me wandering to this beautiful creek where the ants were singing the most amazing songs, and the dandelions roamed.
Sheila Deeth Jul 26, 2007, 3:33pm EDT
And cloudy skies rained chocolate rain.
wiaka's just ... curious Jul 26, 2007, 5:11pm EDT
William you have brought a smileto my face today.
Wilma; be very careful or the William joker will get your ants whilest you are gone.
Eslie you crack me up, and have created a loveable new song.

Blessings
Donald M. Jul 26, 2007, 5:44pm EDT
You guys are just to funny.
Sandra ~ D. Jul 26, 2007, 7:02pm EDT
That's hysterical LOL

Memories ~ Tribute to My Brother 04Jan1950 – 08Nov1969
Kelly M. Aug 5, 2007, 9:19pm EDT
That is funny!

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