What has happened to Scott Baio? I remember as a young girl swooning over him. Every picture Teen Beat magazine published of him was at one time plastered on my bedroom wall.
I was doing something the other day, I had the TV on for background noise, and I hear Scott Baio. Wow! I realized it had been quite some time since I’d seen him in any movie or television show, so I stopped to see what was going on. It’s ANOTHER reality show based on him being 45 and unmarried. What! Hunky Chachi not married? I really don’t care for reality shows of ex-stars, I see it as an act of desperation and those should be personal and private (to me).
Well, in one of my not so bright moments, I prop myself on the bed and start watching. You know, his life is pretty pathetic. He’s had to hire a “life coach”. She’s asking him who he experienced sex with for the first time and it was Erin Moran (surprise surprise), and that’s when the icky ookie oompa loopa feeling started. Scott!!!
He talked about how he’s cheated on every girlfriend he’s ever had -- yet he wants to be married in a year! To who? What woman in her right mind is going to even give you a second thought after seeing all this on TV? He said about one girlfriend everything went fine until he woke up next to her one morning and she looked disgusting. Hmmmm, I think Scott has some problems. He then decides to start calling people from his past, Henry Winkler and Erin Moran. It was so pathetic I had to turn the boob tube off.
I want to remember Scott Baio, Leif Garrett, Kirk Cameron, Christopher Atkins, and Donny Osmond – all the idols I plastered on my wall of devotion the way they were back then. I wanted to shout at him, Scott! Do you need some money? There’s other ways than displaying your whole life on television!! For goodness sake, do a commercial!!!