I have a bit of a sarcastic streak and my myspace profile is a good example of this. It creeps people who don't know me out a bit. My aunt found it and called my dad to tell him I do drugs, my dad responded with "well you must not know Barbi very well then" (my parents rock). Either way I still find this creepy.
Here is what my Who I'd like to meet section says:
"All of the above. Honestly I want people who can keep up. Half the people on my friends list are people I went to highschool with, I don't need to meet any more of them thats for sure. Yeah I don't look like I did in highschool...adderall is dope(litterrallly). My dog has a new toy, its a beaver. Yeah, he rips that beaver open, chops on it till its SOAKING. Yeah I drink, so what. If I didn't I'd never get any action, and either would you. I lied before, I am looking for someone who does double beer bongs, because we all need someone in our lives who can out do us. But lets be real here, this is the part where I decribe a guy I want to f*ck, right? Then I will....I want my dog but in human form. He never stops running, FREAKS OUT when you put a trashcan near him. And never stops licking me. Yeah I said it. I want to meet YOU, yeah I know I already did, but maybe we should do it again."
Here is a e-mail I got in response:
"how r u? i read ur page, and im in big rapids also, but i liked what i saw and read, u are really pretty and very hott. And i can be that guy u wanna meet in ur profile, i know its kinda forward, but if u wanted i would never stop licking u, but id for sure like to get to know u. rob "
Guys- not the way to woo a girl.
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Yeah, as if. Pfft.
Under your pic is says GR and the 'great' guy said Big Rapids... Doesn't matter, I'm from Evart, which is real close to BR, but about a hundred miles from GR. (Unless you're talking GR, MINN which is a bit farther).
Did you know Big Rapids, MI is the only Big Rapids in the whole United States. Just a bit of trivia I picked up.
School in BR my new "home" is GR.
I like meeting people on myspace but only to talk about Jesus, or if they have some similar interest, like polka dots, coffee, or Plato. I think you can tell allot about someone by their books section. If they list nothing they are either busy or boring, if they have allot of novels they are average, but if they bust out with Davinci, Einstein, Poe and that kind of works, you know you got a good friend, and they are on the level, or a least an adaquate intelligence level. Also blogs are very telling. If it is an online journal they are obsessed with themselves, and from there you usually get a variety of different subjects they are interested and hopefully something about that interest instead of just the fact that they are into golf, maybe like golf tips instead?
I am the creep on myspace, muhahaha.
I use to go to college in the middle of down town denver, the schools library was a public library and homeless people and people without computers or internet would use the ones there. While I think its fine that some people dont have computers or internet I hardly ever saw those people using the internet for anything more than looking at young girls slutty yahoo profiles. Usually they were big guys with glasses and a wheeze, like the stapler guy in office space. I think if girls knew that was the kind of girl that was on the other side of the screen they wouldnt be answering the messages.
Love your humor. I will have to privately send you a link to my brother's profile.
Its about the crazy, with the same humor.
Family Trait I'm afraid.
The people who take it serious crack me up.