Okay PLEASE try this before saying eww!
you will need
1 larger banana
Mix 1/4 cup miracle whip / 1/4 cup milk and lil over 1 TBSP sugar. MIX WELL Mixture will thicken up a bit after setting a few minutes!!
cut lettuce and place in a bowl. Cut your banana into bite size pieces and place on top of lettuce.
This really is delicious! My sis in laws and mother in law thought I was crazy until they tryed it and liked it.
Pour the mixture over the banana and lettuce.. stir.. Then serve or refrigerate.