An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (This applies to most of my friends, as well.)
A whale's penis is called a dork.
Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.
Reindeer like to eat bananas.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
You can only eat "like a horse" if you put away 15 lbs. of hay, and 9 lbs. of grain daily.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die; they need gravity to swallow.
The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows".
Most lipsticks contain fish scales.