Five Positives About Me

I've been tagged twice this past week to say 5
positive things, so here goes.

1. I positively hate snow and cold weather. Both are
disgusting 4 letter words, yet not quite as
disgraceful as another 4 letter word - Bush.
2. I keep my reading material in the bathroom out of
sight, so my wife will think I'm really full of a 4
letter word while sitting on my throne.
3. I tell my wife her cooking is much better than
the stuff eaten on the Man Vs Wild show.
4. I go to Ohio (a 4 letter word) once a month in
efforts to overcome my prejudice against Buckeyes.
5. I cut the cheese (no not a metaphor) for my wife
every evening, so she can eat it with her beer.

Tagging is so difficult because many would rather be
stuck in a room listening to heavy metal music at
high volume than be tagged. I must pick people who do
not often get tagged. (A #6 positive about me). Let's
see, My selections must be of people who don't often
get tagged, but need to be tagged because of their
lifestyle. With wondering and pondering I tag
Elsie Duggan (It's been way too long since she was
tagged and I think everyone, but maybe her would
agree.
Next is Wilma because she is on a break enjoying the
plus 90 F degree temperatures in her home with her
ants.
Mr. Romantic, Fred Hose has been confined to a bed
(doing what I'll never tell) and I'm sure this
tagging will enhance his many reasons to smile.
The next person is obsessed with dripping faucets and
needs an outlet, so Sheila my dear you should feel
great happiness I remembered your story. My last
choice I hope will bring positives, instead of
apologies from none other than Barbara B.