Joke - U.S. Air Force Oath of Enlistment

I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the UNITED STATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army, because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a lean, mean, donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes, Chair-borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So Help Me God!

The others:

Marines -- http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977051204
Navy -- http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977051200
Army -- http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977051189