The rumors are unfair, incomplete, and completely unfounded!
It's true that I reviewed the book I'm Pregnant! Now What Do I Eat? a few days ago. So what! It was an interesting book and I like food porn.
And so I did take what some see as an unhealthy interest in using the word "warthog" in a sentence. I just enjoyed it, that's all!
I am not - repeat - NOT - expecting a frog/cat/human/cow/other baby.
I will demand a retraction and sue for emotional distress (if any) if these distressing rumors continue!