Denial: I Am Not Expecting Nippy Katz's...

The rumors are unfair, incomplete, and completely unfounded!

It's true that I reviewed the book I'm Pregnant! Now What Do I Eat? a few days ago. So what! It was an interesting book and I like food porn.

And so I did take what some see as an unhealthy interest in using the word "warthog" in a sentence. I just enjoyed it, that's all!

I am not - repeat - NOT - expecting a frog/cat/human/cow/other baby.

I will demand a retraction and sue for emotional distress (if any) if these distressing rumors continue!

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Μόףףý ● ķ ~ Jul 5, 2007, 2:12pm UTC

Yeah, right. ;-)

Your secret is safe with me.

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Nippy Katz (Not his real name) Demigod about Town Jul 5, 2007, 2:32pm UTC

With apologies to Monty Python's "Spanish Inquisition" sketch:

Nobody expects Nippy Katz's love child.

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Ina ♥ ♥ Jul 5, 2007, 2:44pm UTC

I'm so disappointed. Now I have nothing to gossip about.

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Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Jul 5, 2007, 2:50pm UTC

But I saw the article in the Gathenquirer!

Are you saying that they lied?

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Lera M. Jul 5, 2007, 2:58pm UTC

Um, yeah, I believe you just like I believed Bill Clinton when he said under oath that he did not have sex with that woman.

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♯ ♪ Jul 5, 2007, 3:00pm UTC

Sure you're not. You expect me to believe this?

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Lori F. Jul 5, 2007, 3:02pm UTC

Until I hear the official word on E TV or entertainment tonight or from you OFFICIAL PR people or at least Jennifer Anistons PR people I will not believe you.

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♯ ♪ Jul 5, 2007, 3:23pm UTC

I think both of you are protesting too much!

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Leah Christensen Jul 5, 2007, 5:51pm UTC

LOL

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kitchenMage (blog.kitchenMage.com) Jul 5, 2007, 9:35pm UTC

sure...

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aniko Jul 7, 2007, 4:38am UTC

Of course you aren't. Frog babies grow in the pond, not their mommies' tummies.

So how did that external fertilization thing go?

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Denial: I Am Not Expecting Nippy Katz's Secret Love Child!

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