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Joke - Home Security System Guaranteed to Work!

June 27, 2007 01:07 PM EDT (Updated: June 27, 2007 01:08 PM EDT)

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1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, size 14-16.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a giant dog dish next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

" Hey Bubba: Big Mike, Slim, Tiny and I went for more ammo. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the Pitbulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up pretty bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside"

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Comments: 7

Gorgeous Gabby, a Gather Geeky Gal, and The Giz Jun 27, 2007, 1:09pm EDT

Y'know, that's not a bad idea, really. There is some evidence showing that just having a sticker on all of your windows or a sign in your front yard that says you have an alarm system is a deterrent to your home being burglarized. I know you published this as a joke, but it's serious, too.