Last night, my cousin Oscar saw one of them UFO things a flyin 'round in his back yard. Since then, neither me or my kinfolk have seen cousin Lou Lou, cousin Cleatus or cousin Earl. We are most concerned 'cause cousin Earl's job was to keep that thare moonshine still a goin'
Nothin ain't the same since my cousin Oscar seent that thare UFO Iraq there in his back yard.


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I'm thinking of deleting all of my contacts and starting from scratch.