I don't want to alarm anybody, but there is an excellent chance that
the Earth will be destroyed in the next several days. Congress is
thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists
broadcast signals to alien beings. This would be a large mistake.
Alien beings have nuclear blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off
their federal programs as if they were merely poor people ...
-- Davy Barry, "THE ALIENS ARE COMING, THE ALIENS ARE COMING!"
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"If you realized that the nurtured spiritual part of yourself would accompany you on your eternal journey and that everything that you have labored so hard to accumulate would vanish the instant you depart this world, would it alter your daily agenda?"
~Walter Cooper~
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And with the second, I will bid temporary adeiu to Gather and tend to the important things in life.
Thanks, Michael!
Sheesh... was this part of the "illegal aliens" law Bushy Baby was all up in arms about? Now I understand his need for acceptance! hehehehehe