She partied too hearty last night
With the paparazzi right behind her
In hindsight her agent was right
Now everything was such a blur
Where is her homey apartment
Apparently she had gotten lost
Is that her car parked so crooked
I guess somewhere her wires got crossed
The glove compartment held no key
But the bottle of liquor said party
Police and paramedics pulled along side
Paris thought to give her a ride
And depart they did straight to the jail
She started to shake and felt paralyzed with fear
How could she stay without her partner here
The police just shook their heads and locked the cell
She spent a cold night prepared for the worst
She called the guard and imparted her needs
He was walking away when his laughter burst
Fur Parka, Cell Phone and Puppy; Indeed
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