Here's one for the rugby fans : Aussie VS Kiwi
Hope this makes you smile :)
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An Australian school teacher explains to her class that she's a Wallabies fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Wallabies fans.
Everyone in the class puts their hand up except one lil girl.
The teacher looks at her in surprise and says
"Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Wallabies fan." she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked
"Well if you aren't a Wallabies fan then who are you a fan of?"
"I am an All Blacks fan and proud of it," Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie, why pray tell are you an All Blacks fan?"
"Because my mum is an All Blacks' fan, my dad is an All Blacks' fan so I'm an All Blacks' fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a fan! You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be?"
"Then I'd be a Wallabies fan."


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