Can We Talk About This? Paris's good behavior

By Marty Salo

News Correspondent

When I read about Paris's going back to jail, and then this:

With time off for good behaviour, she could be released in about two weeks. [from the age in australia]

I was confused.

I was under the impression that her trying to call in from home, and presumably do some sort of video court appearance, sort of negated the good behavior.  But I guess she's being medicated, so these six weeks remaining on her sentance might fly by.  Maybe the sherriff will decide that she has been behaving good enough, and release her early.

In any event, her price tag for partying at a given club on a given night has probably gone up.  She'll probably do very nicely.  Once she gets out.

On tmz.com there was a blurb about how Paris was refusing food and water because she didn't want someone to get a photo of her going to the bathroom.

Is that kind of close to the definition of delusional?

Oh well, she's being medicated now, if they need to they can stick an NG tube in her and force feed her.  But that probably won't happen.

Tabloids tend to make stuff up, so maybe we shouldn't be believing this stuff. 

 Maybe Paris has directed her attorney not to appeal.

Marty Salo, News Correspondent:

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