Being the Secretary of State for the United States of America can't be an easy job. I'm sure it's very time consuming. But I'm also sure it comes with perks, perks like assistants who are in charge of your wardrobe and appearance. After all, representing the United States to foreign dignitaries is an important job. So why, oh please tell me, doesn't someone in Condoleezza Rice's inner circle tell the woman she needs a makeover.
Let's start with her hair. What's going on here? There's too much forehead on one side, some sort of a ducktale in the back, and a sloping bang effect on the far side. This reminds one of the helmet head hairdos of the 1950s, securely held in place by lots and lots of Aqua Net. Condi needs to loosen up her look. Wouldn't she look great with the more natural hairstyle sported by former Black activist Angela Davis, once known for her humongous Afro?
Picture this natural, curly style on Condi. I think it would be a vast improvement. I'm not sure Angela would be happy sharing a look with a Republican cabinet member, however.
This is the only time Condi stirred up the press with some fashion savvy. She wore high-heeled leather boots that peeked out of her oh-so-conservative long wool coat. It is rumored that Orrin Hatch uses this picture as a pin-up inside the locker at his health club.
Condi is a perfect size 6. Yet she wears such dowdy clothes. It's time you shook your stuff a little, Mama.
How about this for those impromptu cabinet meetings? A little pink and some flared legs won't get one branded as a Liberal. At least, I don't think it will.
Speaking of pink, how about Condi in this Chanel number the next time she goes nose to nose with the new French President?
I thought she showed good taste when she met the leader of Japan.
I think Condi would look terrific at those informal cocktail parties with George, Laura and Uncle Dick in this little number. She's not too old to pull off the halter top look.
It's not all bad. Here's a picture of Condi at a White House function in a pretty snazzy evening gown, albeit her traditional black.
What does she wear on those weekend retreats with the boss to Camp David? No one knows for sure, but she'd look good in a truly casual set while kicking around ideas about peace in the Mid East and debating Global Warming.
It seems on the 'net there's a theory that Condi is in love with her boss, a situation not unknown in the American workforce. Pictures like the one below seem to bear this out.
But that leads one to speculate: Just what is Condi so graphically describing here?
At a top secret website I was able to obtain this picture of Condi in a number from her lingerie collection:
Looks like she's got that department well in hand. You go, girl.